Health in the USA

The other morning on our way to the train, Todd was saying that he wanted to lose some weight. The conversation went a little something like this:

Todd: “I bet I could lose 20 pounds in two weeks if I took a bunch of laxatives.”
Tori: “Sure. You could also just stop eating chocolate every day.”
Todd: “No. The laxatives are chocolate-flavored!”
Tori: “You know, there’s no secret trick. All you have to do is eat more vegetables and exercise a little.”
Todd: “But I’m an American!”

Hilarious.